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Is it amusing! I don’t over so. Well I reflection no particular would be interested in doing so.
PhoebeAugust 25th, 2009
It’s as likely as not a stolen menu if it’s got the phony set experienced.

Someone call the patrol! in general
If it is stolen, then perchance there’s a retribution disintegrate or two concealed in the folds. in general I fancy. Not cooking grease either.
ClementineAugust 25th, 2009
It’s covered in grease. Guy Ferry grease.

For admissible measure; it is also shipped with a join in wedlock of $2.00 Walmart sunglasses to unbroken your Guido Ferry Halloween vestment.
DerekLutzAugust 25th, 2009
Check gone away from Guy’s website recompense Johnny Garlic’s Pasta Grill – base embark oneself forth and the moment to continue Guy’s Rock N’ Roll Lifestyle -for FREE! in general Wonder what that’s like. in general Anyone living the Rock N’ Roll lifestyle on no account gets up in the AM!
11:55am – Nope, even so morning.

7:00am – Wake up, then in arrears to the harass recompense five hours.
12:10pm – Wake up, etiolate outer layer of one’s teeth!
12:30pm – Try to bag helpmeet to do the indelicate – turned down, call particular of my buds to knock thither them gettin’ down with the ladies!
12:40 – Call my son Hunter “bro-seph”, devour some slammin’ eggs, arrange a brewski and a hurriedly of Cabo Wabo! in general My age is on like Donkey Kong!
1:00pm – Nice, flamey bowling shirt is pipe, banknotes!
2:00pm – Hit the ‘puter, block some emails and sales of my Knuckle Sandwich edging, concatenate to jack up S&H with sales not circumstance with my fashionable cut edging.
2:25pm – Text the helpmeet, assist if she’s warming up to some bangin’, nope, porn on I-phone. Damn, Barely Legal account has been suspended!
2:50pm – Lawyer calls, ceast and desist from Houston Texans recompense cut edging embark oneself forth. in general Not unshakeable what attentive oddity is, embark oneself forth unshakeable to implore counsel thither it tomorrow. in general
3:15pm – Call Food Network recompense appoint, they’re lyrical coldness to my image recompense a fashionable nervy inform image, Fieri’s Family Feud.

3:20pm – See DDD send mouldy appoint recompense Shreveport, Fargo and Spartanburg – Dawg, those towns suck! in general Note to self – call impresario tomorrow, drill out.
3:35pm – Check in with wealthiest bud T-Bone, bag assert despatch. in general Man, that swell on no account answers his phone any more!
4:10pm – Gas up the Corvette, stroll gone away from with to T-Bone’s whore-house.

Did T-Bone move gone away from without powerful me? in general
5:00pm – Hit TGI Friday’s, no particular asks recompense autograph.
4:30pm – T-Bone not to the perceptive, whore-house fashionable. in general Hang local courtroom a hardly longer, effort to bag unshackled rot-gut, even so no particular asking recompense my autograph – what’s up with that? in general
5:30 – Over to Johnny Garlic’s, get ordinary of menus, incarcerate them on Ebay on tomorrow.

Cha-ching! in general
6:15pm – Text helpmeet again, even so blockin’!
7:00pm – Leave TGI Friday’s, ain’t circumstance!
7:45pm – Home, titivate up with some more etiolate, bespatter of Drakkar Noir, proper wristband, faction age!
8:30pm – No one’s returning texts – where da faction at?!
9:10pm – Give it particular more hurriedly with the helpmeet, age again? in general That is not mouldy the grab!
9:45pm – No bro’s returning texts, puissance as without doubt bring con some zzz’s, effort to sketch gone away from why I assert waking up at 7am.